Missing Class


How true to life is this incident?  Ask any teacher.  Students always expect a teacher to know their name the first day of class, before they’ve even met you!  Of course, we all make presumptions similar to the one here.  I often walk out of stores with high priced electronics items and simply tell the clerk to put it on my tab.

They know my name by now, right?

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STUDENT: Hi Professor! Sorry I wasn't in class today, but I had a family emergency.

STUDENT: Don't worry though, I'll have that paper in to you this afternoon if you'll just email me the topic. Thanks!

HOBO: I have no idea who that kid is.
BEARD: Wait, she was talking to you?


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