Mom and Mom

Mom and Mom

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There is something weird about people claiming something will undermine the sanctity of marriage when they themselves are on their third or fourth marriage. Surely anyone can have problems in a marriage, but it’s just that these people are usually the source of all the problems in their marriage.

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CZAR: Senator Horse, we're so happy you could deliver our commencement speech this year!
GRADUATE: Mom and Mom, I'm so glad you made it!

HORSE: I was just telling my wife this morning that she'd better warn her daughter, from a previous marriage, about this sort of thing before she leaves for college! My two ex-wives were too accepting of this sort of assault on the nuclear family.

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