Mom and Mom


There is something weird about people claiming something will undermine the sanctity of marriage when they themselves are on their third or fourth marriage. Surely anyone can have problems in a marriage, but it’s just that these people are usually the source of all the problems in their marriage.

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CZAR: Senator Horse, we're so happy you could deliver our commencement speech this year!
GRADUATE: Mom and Mom, I'm so glad you made it!

HORSE: I was just telling my wife this morning that she'd better warn her daughter, from a previous marriage, about this sort of thing before she leaves for college! My two ex-wives were too accepting of this sort of assault on the nuclear family.


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