Chocolate covered gummy bears, or Muddy Bears, are a real candy. Apparently there are several different companies producing these, and I for one think these people are sick. Gummy candy and chocolate are two tastes that don’t go together. It’s like a few years back when McDonald’s made their McGriddle breakfast sandwiches that are essentially syrup flavored pancakes around a piece of sausage. Syrup and sausage are two tastes that do not go together.
Then again, they’re still selling both of these products, so what do I know?
CASHIER: Do you want regular or chocolate covered?
HOBO: Chocolate? No. Who would want chocolate gummy bears?
CASHIER: Is it because they're black, sir?
MANAGER: Is there a problem here?