Muffler Sacrement


People use the verse from Revelation in the Bible to justify all kinds of crazy things, so I figured removal of mufflers wasn’t too far off.

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HOBO: Are you telling me you remove mufflers as some sort of religious sacrement?
YOKEL 1: The Good Book says no man shall add unto His word.

HOBO: But Jesus never had a car!
YOKEL 1: Correction, Jesus never had a muffler. He delivered the automobile unto us.

YOKEL 2: That's why we live in the A.D. era, after Dodge. The time before our Lord was B.C., before car.
HOBO: More like B.S.


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