Muffling the Voices


There has to be some justification for removing one’s muffler and creating all that noise. Religious convictions seemed as good a rationale as any.

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HOBO: I need to replace the muffler on my car. It's really loud and obnoxious.
YOKEL 1: Good, it keeps the Devil away.

YOKEL 2: That silence you desire allows the Devil's tongue to whisper you to sleep.
YOKEL 1: Make it louder so you can't hear the voices!

YOKEL 2: We sell fog lights to help pierce the darkness!
HOBO: Are you crazy or copywriters for Advil?


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