Not Running for President


This amused me that within days two people called press conferences to announce that they wouldn’t be doing something. How bizarre is that? That’s politics, and honestly is probably a bad sign when the populace is begging people to enter the race and they will not.

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CZAR: I'd like to take a few moments before today's meeting to announce that like Chris Christie and Sarah Palin, I will also not be seeking the Republican nomination for President.

HOBO: I feel like I should announce that neither am I.
BEARD: I'm out too.
KLOWNUS: Not it!

HOBO: It's probably a bad sign that in this economy everyone needs a job, but nobody wants to be President.


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