Office Supplies


You may read this and take it as a fairly violent incident on the part of Mr. Mittens, and you’d be right. But I’d like to think that maybe he’s just confused. Maybe he’s watched one too many cartoons and thinks that explosions simply darken someone’s face with soot for a brief few seconds.

Nah, he’s just nuts.

↓ Transcript
HOBO: What are you doing?
MITTENS: Stealing office supplies. Staples, pens, notebooks, letterhead, envelopes...

MITTENS: ...Elevator cables.
HOBO: You're going straight down to Hell.


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