Outdated Technology


I love when new technologies like Kinect tell me they are simplifying television by allowing me to yell at it. I suppose angry confrontation is the simplest form of communication, but I always thought my television and I had a more refined relationship.

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HOBO: Why is my TV and everything in the garbage outside?
MITTENS: It was outdated, so I bought you all new stuff.

HOBO: I just bought that TV last year!
MITTENS: But you had to actually click on icons to get streaming video! It should figure out what you want for you.

HOBO: So what did you replace it with?
MITTENS: A particularly stupid monkey with a remote.


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