Past Life Lincoln


If people really were reincarnated, I wonder what would happen when they met their nemesis from a prior life? Hollywood uses ideas like this for romantic comedies, but I’d rather see a thriller. Can you imagine John Wilkes Booth the dog catcher chasing down mailman Abraham Lincoln in a battlefield of suburban sprawl? Eh, maybe not.

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KLOWNUS: Our nostalgia pills are too effective. People are getting nostalgic for past lives. This guy thinks he's Lincoln!
MITTENS: Way ahead of you.

MITTENS: I set up a social network of patients so we can introduce him to past life John Wilkes Booth.
KLOWNUS: What about past life Mussolini waiting in the hall?

MITTENS: No problem, there's an Olive Garden across the street.


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