This was inspired by the occasional run in with a student off campus, and the utter shock they suffer from such incidents. I think they’re truly traumatized to realize that teachers are real people with real lives.
Dr. Klownus looks particularly styling in this comic.
BILLY: I think they're animatronics and sleep in their offices.
RICK: I just assumed they had their own stores that are invisible to us, like in Harry Potter.
CZAR: Our I.T. department is reporting way too much time spent browsing retail sites online.