PB and J

PB and J

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My wife cannot understand why I find this action to be a mortal sin.  Sure, that might sound like I’m overdoing the situation, but I assure you I am not.  For people who don’t like jelly, the mixing of the two is about as atrocious as watching Michael Bay do a Casablanca remake.

Poor Trey, I feel for him.

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BILLY: Trey, you got jelly in the peanut butter! You're supposed to use a different knife.

TREY: So what?
BILLY: I can't eat this! I don't like jelly! Plus, now it looks like not only did the peanuts get mashed to death, but their blood is spilled everywhere!

TREY: That's sick man. Now I can't eat this!
BILLY: Good, I think we've both learned a valuable lesson.

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