I feel sorry for retail employees. No, it’s not the poor wages or thankless work that garners my sympathy. I feel bad for all the customers they have to deal with. I have to interact with these people for short random encounters. They have to deal with them all day. I doubt most customers are this way, but I assume it’s enough.
CLERK: Those are lemurs, and why is one of them purple?
KLOWNUS: Should I get them the special diet cat food?
CLERK: You can feed them bagels or beagles for all I care.
KLOWNUS: I don't appreciate mocking.
CLERK: Sorry, I assumed you were predisposed.