Pixy Stix Pizza


I ate so much garbage in college. Pixy Stix pizza would have been pretty good for my diet at the time. Thank goodness for high metabolism in college, and I suppose multivitamins. Otherwise I’d be dead.

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CZAR: We think we can increase retention by increasing food options on campus.
LUNCH LADY: You gonna open a Taco Bell?

CZAR: No, one better. We're adding Pixy Stix Pizza!
LUNCH LADY: Wouldn't that just be bread covered in sugar?

TREY: It tastes like my brain is on fire!


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