I’m not sure I’ve ever quite had this student, but I have had ones who did nothing all semester and then asked me the last week if there were any bonus points they could get. Yes, but you will need all the bonus points from all the classes. Maybe I should make it like Highlander, and you can win the points from other students? Except, you know, without that whole nasty cutting their heads off bit.
That probably wouldn’t go over well with the university.
MEGAN: Yes it is. How can I help you?
KEANU: I haven't gone to my class all semester and the final is today.
MEGAN: That's not enough time for me to tutor you over everything.
KEANU: Nah, I was just wondering if you could tell me where the class is?