Professors Don’t Mind Late Papers


I’m always amused by the student who proclaims there should never be deadlines because that one professor that one time let them slide. This is foolproof logic.

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MEGAN: My paper is late and the professor is going to fail me!
BILLY: Relax! I've never had a professor fail me.

BILLY: I turn in papers late all the time! They're cool about it.
MEGAN: Really? All your professors are cool with you being late? I find that rather difficult to imagine.

BILLY: Well, most of them. I mean, this one guy didn't mind. In high school. Which class is this for?
MEGAN: Statistics.


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