This strip utilizes two adolescent favorites–Alka-Seltzer to make people look crazy, and words that sound dirty, but aren’t. Though, there is a fundamental flaw in that probably the speech therapy students would speak exceptionally well, but assume this was one of their patients.
MITTENS: Dr. Klownus put some Alka-Seltzer in my coffee.
HOBO: Did anyone say anything?
MITTENS: When I was walking by the speech therapy department I thought one of them called me a rabbit, so I bit them. Turns out they thought I was rabid.
HOBO: That probably didn't help your denial.
MITTENS: Not really. After I bit her she screamed duck at me Still wrong, so I bit her again.