Rabid Coffee


This strip utilizes two adolescent favorites–Alka-Seltzer to make people look crazy, and words that sound dirty, but aren’t. Though, there is a fundamental flaw in that probably the speech therapy students would speak exceptionally well, but assume this was one of their patients.

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HOBO: What happened to you?
MITTENS: Dr. Klownus put some Alka-Seltzer in my coffee.

HOBO: Did anyone say anything?
MITTENS: When I was walking by the speech therapy department I thought one of them called me a rabbit, so I bit them. Turns out they thought I was rabid.

HOBO: That probably didn't help your denial.
MITTENS: Not really. After I bit her she screamed duck at me Still wrong, so I bit her again.


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