Rage Quit


I always suspect that most online gamers are miserable, but they’re too proud to quit because that might bring some happiness to the lives of the other miserable online players. At least, that seems to explain most of my time playing Halo.

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AMANDA: Why do you quit as soon as someone starts beating you online?
JIMMY: Because it infuriates them, and I can't beat them any other way.

AMANDA: That's kind of obnoxious.
JIMMY: Nah, they'd do the same.

VICTORIA: Doesn't it get boring blowing everyone out online?
BILLY: Yeah, but it's the only way to provoke them into quitting and getting a smug sense of self-satisfaction.


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