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    Reach for the Present

    JustinBy JustinSeptember 15, 2010Updated:September 2, 2013No Comments1 Min Read
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    I long ago gave up on explaining any video game to a non-player. The truth is that most are beyond ridiculous when given a moment or two of thought.

    It’s also always enjoyable to note that you’re the bad guy when you think you’re the hero.

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    AMANDA: So what is the point of this Halo game? Just shoot and kill everyone?
    JIMMY: No.

    JIMMY: Basically, it's about a bunch of religious guys cruising through the galaxy trying to convert everyone.
    AMANDA: Like Jesus and his disciples?

    JIMMY: Sort of. But they're called the Covenant and carry around these plasma swords.
    AMANDA: Jesus wouldn't carry a sword.

    JIMMY: Right, Jesus is more like the Forerunners. They're the ancient guys the Covenant worships.
    AMANDA: So, the Covenant is more like the United Methodist Church?

    JIMMY: I guess. But you play the guys trying to kill them.
    AMANDA: You try to kill the Methodists? What are you, an Episcopal?

    JIMMY: Wow, when you put it that way this game is kind of messed up.
    AMANDA: Do you burn their holy book, too?

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