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BEARD: I got turned down for sabbatical, again.
HOBO: Really, why?

BEARD: I don't know! They keep changing the requirements. I feel like Charlie Brown to their Lucy with a football. Evey time I get close they yank it out from under me.

CZAR: I'm starting to feel like Hobbes to the faculty's Calvin. Every time they get close to sabbatical, I pop out of nowhere and pounce on them.
STEVE: Why did Hobbes never eviscerate anyone?


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