Sickeningly Adorable


I suspect dogs think something similar, but are simply too insecure to act on it.

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HOBO: Why do cats lie on their backs if they're just going to attack us when we rub their bellies?
MITTENS: To lull you into a false sense of security.

HOBO: How is that at all practical in the wild?
MITTENS: Have you seen what we eat? Mice, birds, chipmunks! They're all sickeningly adorable and just the kind of fools who would rub our bellies..

HOBO: But humans rub your bellies, too.
MITTENS: I stand by my previous statements.


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