Whenever I buy a new tech product that is supposed to be simpler, it always ends up being just as complicated if not more so in the long run. This is especially true of the accessory hole it’s so easy to get dragged down into. You buy something and then need twenty accessories just to make it really function the way you want. There’s something to be said for true simplicity.
BEARD: How so?
KLOWNUS: I used to have to lug around this big thing around in its bag everywhere.
KLOWNUS: Now I just need my tablet, its case, bluetooth keyboard, stylus, and screen wipes.
BEARD: You're an idiot.