Slow Drivers Kill


I know people who actually think this way. Of course, this usually causes them to drive recklessly which probably drains more of their life, eventually. In other words–you’re going to die regardless how others drive.

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BILLY: Hurry up you slowpokes!
VICTORIA: Billy, calm down. We're in no rush.

BILLY: You don't understand! Every minute they slow me down with their driving is a minute of my life I'll never get back! They are literally stealing my life force away and doing what with it? Tossing it out the window like so much trash!

VICTORIA: That's for stealing that minute of my life!


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