Smokes and Prisms


First, we are not endorsing mice or anyone else smoking.  That seems like a goofy letter we’ll eventually get.

Second, I enjoy the unflappability of the professor.  He is determined to kill these mice.  It’s good to have goals in life.

↓ Transcript
SCIENCE: Well, Amanda, since it seems our mice friends apparently already had a two pack a day habit, the smoke has yet to kill them.
AMANDA: Who knew mice could afford smokes with these taxes?

SCIENCE: Yes, well regardless, I decided to change the experiment a bit to see the effects of a constantly rotating prism on the eyesight of the mice. Now, when I give the signal you turn it on...

SCIENCE: Ahh! She blinded me with science!


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