Have you ever been to an art show? Â They’re fairly similar toÂ homelessÂ shelters, but without as good of food. Â That being said, there aren’t usually too manyÂ homelessÂ people at them. Â Art museums, on the other hand, give you your own homeless person to escort you through the exhibits. Â It’s useful.
Why does Professor Hobo not turn at the artÂ exhibit? Â I’m afraid out fair professor may have spent too much time teaching andÂ transformedÂ from hobo to academic. Â Toss up which is more useless.
FEMALE PROFESSOR: Jean Ricardo is one of the world's most respected photographers, and this exhibit on squatters is truly enlightening.
MEGAN: Great Professor, what do you need me to do?
FEMALE PROFESSOR: A free art exhibit really bring out the riffraff. Clear out all these bums before the reception tonight.