Strike Buster


Remember kids, it’s okay if you commit senseless violence–as long as you learned something. There should be more after school specials with such messages.

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CZAR: I've brought in a professional strike buster to end these teacher protests.
MITTENS: I aim to misbehave.

ED MAJOR: Are you here to join our protest?
MITTENS: Sure, you lead and I'll follow right behind...

MITTENS: He taught me violence wasn't the answer. He taught me we could work out our differences with words, and not weapons. He taught me that the voice of the working class still holds value in today's society. Don't worry, I still got in a few good whacks. But I learned while doing so.


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