Everything done at universities is for retention.Â Locking students away in castle turrets is for retention, and it actually works!Â I figure most administrators could justify almost anything with that one little magic word.
No harm was meant to the great people at Lipton.
CZAR: But they're great for retention and our bottom line. What have they said?
FEMALE: Some have been talking of seizing the next shipment of tea from the cafeteria.
CZAR: The good people of Lipton brand iced tea will not stand for this!
FEMALE: Did you just product place in the middle of our meeting?
CZAR: These students may consider themselves quite the free radicals protesting things, but isn't it reassuring to know Lipton brand iced tea contains flavonoids to combat them?