The Art of War Bathing


I always love it when people start quoting Sun Tzu to me as management techniques. I think these people spend way too much time worrying about leading rather than actual leading.

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HOBO: Why do cats do that? You'll just stop and clean your most intimate of spots inches from my face!

MITTENS: Think about it. What would it take for another person to approach you, drop their pants, and begin to bathe themselves right there? They'd have to have the confidence of a Mick Jagger crossed with Winston Churchill! It's the most extreme alpa statement a person could ever make.

HOBO: Or a sign they're completely insane.
MITTENS: Why not both?


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