The Horror


Is this an incredibly mean act by Mr. Mittens? Sure. Is he really just taking his anger out on the animals, and not the vet directly? Sort of. One assumes a vet losing all of its animals to a rabies outbreak can’t be great for business. But yeah, Mr. Mittens is mostly just being a jerk.

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HOBO: What took you so long in the vet office?
MITTENS: Disposing of some leftover Alka-Seltzer tablets.

NURSE: Doctor, what should we do? All the animals have rabies!
VET: The horror...the horror...

NURSE: Oh my God! One of the hamsters is so rabid that it just exploded!
VET: Burn it down. Let it burn, and salt the earth.


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