The Story of Easter

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MARY: Did one of you forget to close the tomb? You know how Peter gets when we leave doors open or the lights on!

WOMAN 1: I think someone is inside.

WOMAN 2: Jesus Christ, he’s gone!

MARY: There’s no need to take his name in vain!


ANGEL: Sorry, the other guys dared me. They said I wouldn’t, but I so did.

MARY: Where is Jesus?

ANGEL: Hell, woman.

MARY: There’s no need to get rude!

ANGEL: No, I mean literally he’s in Hell. But don’t worry, he’ll be back. Ooh, you know what would be funny? If we all hid and jumped out at him like a surprise party!

MARY: You’re not a very good angel.

WOMAN 1: Can I bake the cake?

WOMAN 2: I’ll hang streamers!


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