Mr. Mittens filled in for us this week.Â He does this of occasion when weâ€™re on vacation, or else just bored doing the strip.Â Some might argue the strip improves in quality the weeks he does it, and to that weâ€™d say, â€œMom, get off the Internet!â€
This is the beginning of a three strip storyline that will culminate in the most important event in the history of manâ€”us finding out what we got for Christmas!Â Oh yeah, something else important is likely to happen, but donâ€™t look at us.
WISE MAN 1: Are you sure this is the right way? If we're late everyone's going to laugh and call us the three foolish men.
WISE MAN 2: We're fine. The GPS says he should be just over that hill.
WISE MAN 1: Great, a camel is our lord and savior.
WISE MAN 2: Look, I've had just about enough of your attitude!
WISE MAN 3: This GPS looks like it doesn't even work. It's showing four destination points.
WISE MAN 1: That's not even a GPS! That's a motion tracker!
WISE MAN 2: Then what's this dot here I keep getting closer to?
WISE MAN 1: The camel!
WISE MAN 2: Fine, but you don't have to yell. You're ruining the first Noel.