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    Treat and Trick

    JustinBy JustinOctober 31, 2011Updated:September 2, 2013No Comments1 Min Read
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    This comic may seem crueler to our female readers, but remember this is Mr. Mittens. He has no real conscience in the traditional sense. He is remorseless. He is a cat.

    By the way, since it is Halloween, I think parents that don’t let their kids indulge themselves in candy this one night a year are a little wonky. Look, don’t let little Cindy or Billy eat chocolate for breakfast every morning of the year, but a little sugar one night a year isn’t likely to make them any slower, dumber, or fatter.

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    JIMMY: Hope you don't mind Mr. Mittens, but we found your bag of Halloween candy and had a treat.

    AMANDA: Don't be mad we ate so much, but it was delicious!
    MITTENS: Not a problem. I've been eating the candy in your purse for weeks.

    AMANDA: There's no candy in my purse. There's only...my birth control!
    MITTENS: And there's my trick.

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