We Can Send A Man to the Moon


People love to put down the fields of others. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s all about ego and all, but honestly it just seems bizarre at times. Anyone halfway intelligent can see the difficulty in fields not their own, and they also wouldn’t be so insecure about their intellect. Which makes it a fun quick tipoff of someone’s insecurity when they disparage another field.

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BEARD: We can send a man to the moon, but we can't make an ice cream sandwich that doesn't get my hands dirty?

SCIENCE: Yeah, we sent a man to the moon, but what have writers given us? Othello, Macbeth, and Hamlet were all written by one person! Where's your King Lear? Oh, is it kind of hard to do? Well, so is science! We can't solve all the problems at once!

HOBO: You know, I read that they're not even sure who invented the ice cream sandwich.
BEARD: Lazy historians.


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