If you’re looking for some partisan mocking of Obama, or more accurately his critics, look to yesterday’s strip. We hope everyone gets out and votes today…assuming you’re a legal voter. So that means pretty much most of our readership will not be voting considering it consists of readers from Vietnam and 12-year-olds.
TITLE: Women will be hunted in the streets.
SENTINEL: Come get your trans-vaginal probe screening!
TITLE: All education will be privatized.
AMANDA: My book is asking me to pay for downloadable content!
TITLE: We will plunge back into random wars.
REDNECK: Is this a Canadian nickel? It's an invasion, boys.
TITLE: The Mexican border will be militarized.
TITLE: Christianity will be the official religion.
RICK, JIMMY, BILLY, TREY: What, you mean we won't be able to avoid Christmas imagery everywhere we go anymore?