God bless them, freshmen need a lot of help. It’s probably not a good idea to over extend yourself in trying to help.
I like Mr. Mittens’ cute little tie. If he were a halfway nice character, perhaps I’d envision his mother buying it for him proudly for his first day of work. Not in this case, however.
MITTENS: I've provided whistles to all freshmen with instructions to only use them when lost or confused.
CZAR: In other news, please avoid dogs and breakable windows the next few months.