Win Win Lose


I always enjoy when businesses double down on lowering standards. It’s rare that you see a company just lower customer service without also lowering product quality. This is another bad lesson colleges have learned from the business sector.

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CZAR: Classes are too difficult for many of our students. Is there any way we can decrease the difficulty without seeming to also decrease the quality?
BEARD: You mean lie?

BEARD: We could just tell them we're going to hell in a handbasket.
CZAR: I like that, but I worry our students won't get the message.

BEARD: What you mean is you don't get it. Just feed them any senseless idiom.
CZAR: You're an idiom!


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