You Kant Do That On Television


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HOBO: How did you get your job back, again?
CZAR: I promised them this new software would grade student essays.

CZAR: Now, we can fire all the composition adjuncts. It can solve all our problems!
HOBO: I tested it by inputting the Candide and it gave it an F.

CZAR: Perhaps it can't.
HOBO: I tried him, too. Also an F.


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