It’s usually not a good idea to leave an opening for college professors. These people tend to be in their profession because they’re fairly smart and quick on their feet. Faculty meetings like this never end well.
I like that Dr. Klownus carries around a list of students he’d like to get rid of. It’s with him at all times, just in case.
HOBO: I could come in three days a week.
BEARD: I can grade a third of my papers.
CZAR: You're doing it wrong.
KLOWNUS: Here's the third of students I'd like to get rid of.