I didn’t bother searching for these on Amazon first, so there may very well be a Bi-curious George already in print. I bet it would be a big seller. Anyway, what are you suggestions for children’s books written by academics?
HOBO: Little House in the Big Recession? Industrialization: The Little Economic Engine That Could? Bi-curious George?
HOBO: You need to escape academia.
BEARD: I bought "Goodnight Tenure" to help me.