Like many young people, I was always kind of annoyed with the Road Runner and secretly hoped that the Coyote might catch him someday. The other two were more demented desires, but after all, this is Halloween.
RICK: I'm the coyote, if he ever caught the roadrunner.
JIMMY: I'm Hobbes, if he ever caught Calvin.
TREY: I'm the Tremors worm, if he ever caught Kevin Bacon.