My youngest cat sits and watches birds for hours. I realized the other day that I cared more about her entertainment than actually feeding the birds. Does this make me a horrible person? Sure, but not this alone.
HOBO: So you have something to watch out the window.
MITTENS: So the birds are prostituting themselves for food?
HOBO: I never thought of it that way, but I suppose.
MITTENS: And that would make you their pimp? Well that finally explains how you dress.
HOBO: I should have seen that coming. I feel so dirty.