Ending a relationship never really goes the way people hope. There’s usually some buildup and anticipation, and then there’s reality. This dissonance would make for a wonderful reality series.
CARLA: Okay. Sounds good.
CARLA: It really wasn't headed anywhere.
BILLY: No, this is not how I imagined this going.
CARLA: Should I pretend to cry for a while?
BILLY: It'd be a start!