I’m surprised this film hasn’t actually been made, yet. A little bit for the guys, and a little bit for the girls. Or maybe just little bits for the guys.
In all seriousness, how awesome would a Castlevania movie be? Completely awesome.
JIMMY: The studio bought some video game rights.
PERSON 1: Is this another beau, vying for my gaze?
SIMON: My name is Belmont, Simon Belmont.
PERSON 1: Someone help me! Simon just ripped my androgynous beau's face off with a chain whip!