My brother used to have a cat that slept like this, which seemed to invite rubbing its belly.Â However, whenever someone did the cat would leap up and chase them through the house slashing with its claws.Â You might think that sounds like one crazy cat, but then youâ€™re probably a dog person and donâ€™t realize all cats secretly want to do so.
Now, I own two cats.Â Theyâ€™re very dear to me.Â Theyâ€™re also evilâ€”at a level unimaginable to most mortals.Â I havenâ€™t had a good nightâ€™s sleep in years, always with one eye open.
MITTENS: Why do you care? Do cats wander around constantly pestering you about why you do everything, or why your body is in the position it's in?
HOBO: Yes, actually.
MITTENS: Good. Keep up the fine work, lads.