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Commencement Address

I’ve attended several graduations, and this is unfortunately how most of them go. THis should not come as a surprise, seeing as how we don’t generally choose commencement speakers based on their oratory skills, but instead based off life achievement. This is sort of like choosing a relief pitcher based off who has the best hair.

↓ Transcript
HORSE: Class of 2012, you must remember to see, and not just look.

HORSE: You must remember to hear, and not just listen. You must go out there and do, and not simply exist.

BEARD: You must endure platitudes, and not intake wisdom.
HOBO: You must abide inane drivel, and not just receive your diploma.