I think a Dave Ramsey chain of restaurants might actually catch on. Tell people they can only eat what they can afford, and constantly lay the guilt on them about it. Might be financially and health responsible.
MITTENS: What gave you that impression?
KLOWNUS: You said we were eating at Gordon Ramsey's new place.
MITTENS: Not Gordon--Dave Ramsey.
WAITER: I'm sorry sir, we don't accept credit cards1--only cash.
KLOWNUS: Oh my god, is that Amy Grant Muzak?