Wake up. Walk out of dorm and find car in parking lot. Drive around campus to entrance nearest building. Find parking spot. Walk to class. Or simply walk to class. Nine times out of ten the latter option is not only healthier, but faster.
BILLY: Yep! Breaking all the rules.
MEGAN: But why?
BILLY: I'm so tired of the university's arbitrary rules! I'm over 16 and I can drive a car. Nobody can tell me different. I'll drive where I want and when I want!
MEGAN: No, I just meant because the parking lot is half a mile that way, and you live a hundred yards over there.
BILLY: I'm principled.