Enjoy Your Pizza
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Enjoy Your Pizza

There’s always an inclination to return whatever kind words someone says to you. It’s like a game of friendly hot potato. This is especially awkward when dealing with the service industry. Enjoy your dinner? You too! Thanks for coming? You too. I got your septic tank unclogged? You too!

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JIMMY: When the delivery guy said to enjoy our pizza, I told him, "You too." But he didn't order a pizza. He wasn't about to sit down to dinner. I sounded like a real jerk.

AMANDA: No, you didn't.
JIMMY: I should call him.
AMANDA: Don't call.

MANAGER: Hey, some guy just called and said sorry about telling you to enjoy your pizza. You been eating deliveries? I'm going to have let you go.

  • Now the poor bloke has lost his job. She said don’t call. Us blokes never take the female advice do we???