‹‹ First ‹ Prev Comments(0) Random Next › Last ››
http://i1.wp.com/www.professorhobo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012-05-11.jpg?resize=950%2C763
Home » Comic » Escape the Friend Zone

Escape the Friend Zone

I should note that this strip is purely fantasy. Everyone knows there is no real way to escape the friend zone.

↓ Transcript
TREY: Lincoln, you've got to help me escape the Friend Zone!
LINCOLN: The only way to do that is to change the mind of the person who sent you here.

TREY: How do I do that?
LINCOLN: Usually money or power.

TREY: I have neither.
LINCOLN: Then you should be used to this by now.

TREY: Is there any other way?
LINCOLN: Well, it's risky, but you could try winning her over with a grand gesture.

TREY: Right, like a boombox over my head playing "In Your Eyes"!
LINCOLN: I'm not really a huge Peter Gabriel fan.

TREY: I wrote an entire kabuki show for you!
LINCOLN: Abort!