Feathers in the Fridge
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Feathers in the Fridge

The workplace fridge is one of the most disgusting sites on earth. The smell that emanates from it is enough to make dogs tuck tail and run. I suspect the image many of us have of Hell as molten rock and fire is way off base. Hell is a giant workplace fridge you can never escape from.

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BEARD: Why are there feathers in the fridge?
MITTENS: I brought my lunch to work.

BEARD: What is that ungodly smell?
MITTENS: Well, I wasn't going to eat it cold!

BEARD: Why is the shredder clogged?
MITTENS: Did you want me to choke on his hollow bones? Trust me, skeletal pneumaticity is all fun and game until someone dies...other than the bird.