Lowe’s and Home Depot must love HGTV, as it falsely convinces everyone that they can handle a home remodel. Contractors must love the business of coming in and cleaning up the mess people make of their homes. Everyone wins!
KLOWNUS: I've been watching a lot of HGTV, so I'm remodeling it.
BEARD: Wow, where did you find the money for that?
KLOWNUS: Uh oh...